uh.. here are ALL (every single one) of the polls...




Who is the best "Loveteam" on Pinoy Big Brother?
60 total votes

Bruce and Wendy 1

Joseph and Nicole 0

Kota and Clone Kota 32

George Washington and JFK 1

2 head turtle and 3 deer sex 26



Who is the best "Loveteam" on Pinoy Big Brother?
1 total votes

Bruce and Wendy 0

Joseph and Nicole 0

Kota and Pomophobe 0

Two Head Turtle and 3 deer sex 0

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what do you hate?
184 total votes

internet memes gone awry 39

winter 43

marachi bands 18

scuba diving 6

you! 78



A Public Service Announcement from MYOCAD:
167 total votes

myocad doesn't load because its a fatty 22

myocad doesn't load because *you're* a fatty 14

drink 'till she's pretty boys. 37

procrastinate until you can't see 62

THE TRACKS ARE ON FIRE!!!!11 32



okay, so global warming is lame. choose a better apocalypse:
110 total votes

bible stylez: four horsemen, some plagues and pestilence, a blood river and the rapture. 13

everyone jumps in the air at the same time, and squishes the earth to raisin size 29

more like metal-ocalypse 12

i don't care, so long as its made into a feature film starring tony danza. and it premieres in heaven. 11

dolphin attack. i knew those fuckers were up to no good. 45



Christmas was ruined for me when:
97 total votes

I found out Santa isn't really Jesus's dad. 20

I was 17 and worked retail. 16

I calculated I was conceived on christmas eve. 0

I went to art school and wrote an anti-cosumerist manifesto. 17

I couldn't figure out how to turn the damn crackling sound off. 44



milkshake?
163 total votes

yes! 67

no! 12

martin and lewis? 27

amos and andy? 12

get away from me. 45



I'd go to war for
157 total votes

Ketchup 16

Mustard 15

Mayo 21

Chocolate Sauce 70

White Glue 35



I'd go to war for
1 total votes

Ketchup 0

Mustard 0

Mayo 0

0

0



What will you bring to the Myocad Island Picnic?
89 total votes

A nonchallant attitude 19

Thong sandals 5

A healthy supply of unhealthy food and alcohol 18

Betty & Veronica 17

A massive ego 30



ponderossa vs ocad: pick your bets!
56 total votes

zack's out in round 3, but ocad's legs break 9

ocad's out in round 2, because zack gets a shovel 2

its a tie, they realized their power if they had babies 6

jesus comes down from heaven and smites them both 12

i win. 27



I'm going to MYOCAD06 cause I want
146 total votes

My button! 38

My drinks. 16

My dignity. 12

To get laid. 45

Somebody to love (still, anybody?) 35



do you...
97 total votes

want somebody to love? 53

smell that? 8

could you, would you be my man? 9

CACTUS 11

know how to use this? 16



no really, special requests for MYOCAD '06?
99 total votes

music i can dance to, dancing is important 17

lots of couches, tables, and chairs for easier friend-making 40

comments or guest book 5

more free food, last time it ran out too fast 30

i STILL want to volunteer! 7



any special requests for MYOCAD '06?
22 total votes

more variety in the art and design which will be exhibited 2

easy-to-identify members so i can call them nerds 12

trampampoline! 4

Theory Of A Deadman LIVE 2

i want to volunteer for the set-up! 2



what the fuck was with the last poll?
52 total votes

whoopi is way out, its all about roseanne and al roker 3

whomever was responsible: let the ant shaving begin 2

CACTUS 22

at least there was a new one, the polls change about once a solstice 8

solstice? fuck YOU, ya damn hippie! 17



Who is Whoopi Goldberg?
14 total votes

The Expos mascot 0

Has been inside Swayze 4

The center square 6

Sounds jewish.. 1

I'm only 19! Screw you grandpa! 3



i love
81 total votes

roseanne and mayonnaise 10

CHIGGIN 5

clean sheets and bee pollen 15

myocad valentines! 24

nik dudukovic.......'s MOM 27



really?
91 total votes

well, john's waiting for you in the parking lot, and he looks pissed 10

CACTUS 31

we just switched girlfriends 16

totally. i read it in the talk section 8

that's why algebra gives me a little boner 26



*gratuitous election poll* thoughts on the election results
71 total votes

conservatives ain't so bad...if only i could remember something from their platform 6

my msn name will be cursing stephen harper for at least the next hour 16

meh, they're all the same once they get in to office 17

better than liberal 2

the end is nigh 30



new myocad sponsored line of Thug Bitch Lipgloss:
79 total votes

Baby Phat Blueberry 10

Tropical T-Hug 9

Street Fight Strawberry 18

Mango Magnum 19

Packin Heat Peach 23



holiday plans?
93 total votes

masturbating furiously to the muppet's christmas movie 27

same as last year: drinking 40's of Schlitz with Robotnik 7

i already peeked at the presents: used soap and someone's underwear from my aunt 3

i didn't make parole in time, so i'm celebrating by not dropping the soap 4

sliding down a rainbow into a big pool of puppies and cupcakes! 52



holiday plans?
1 total votes

masturbating furiously to the muppet 0

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myocad's new fruit drink: which quenches best?
76 total votes

Ku Klux Kool-Aid 7

Bluebarium Enema 9

Statutory Grape 39

Dennis Rodman 11

Spinach 10



en lieu of online crushes: pick what crushes you:
64 total votes

chris: its like being crushed by a stack of rice cakes 20

maybe an anvil, wile e. coyote styllz. 6

astronaut/ ninja/ pirate/ cheeseburger 10

the tabletop: i am an art student, thus a third class passenger 18

the neck fat hiding behind joan rivers' skull 10



in retrospect of the online crushes, who would you want crus
1 total votes

chris: its like being crushed by a stack of rice cakes 0

maybe an anvil, wile e. coyote styllz. 0

astronaut/ninja/pirate/cheeseburger 0

the tabletop: i am an art student, thus a third class passenger 0

the neck fat hiding behind joan rivers' skull 0



Choose the name of the upcoming OCADzine:
89 total votes

Scribble 19

Epoxy 17

Scratch 13

Suck My Balls 29

Switch 11



what would you do if the pollmaker was religious?
113 total votes

start a thread about it 18

to each their own, i guess. 33

depends on the religion, i guess. 6

SHAVE AND LYNCHING 23

heck, i'd JOIN! the pollmaker is the COOLEST! 33



who's your daddy?
119 total votes

at last, a new poll, lazy myocad sods think they can just wander around in their underwear? 35

if you've seen casshern then you know... 13

george clooney, but i just call him pappy 13

any or all of the california raisins 33

i am the spawn of a ruthless group of degenerates who fell into a festering pool of nuclear waste, which was then struck by lightning and cursed by kings and gods 25



Ultimate winner?
115 total votes

Slurpie 25

Jesus 34

Tony Danza 19

The Beatles 17

Cahmelle 20



did you lie in the last poll?
145 total votes

macho man would kill me 8

i always lie in the polls. because i'm a dink. 25

polls are nazis 20

polly shore? 22

slurpee 70



TAG TEAM DEATH MATCH! choose your partner:
87 total votes

Randy "Macho Man" Savage: maybe he'll throw in free slim jims 9

Rob Thomas: he's a douche, which makes you look better 8

there was a guy...an underwater guy...who did killer clotheslines 14

Macho Man? everyone knows Ultimate Warrior is better 20

a slurpee 36



fuck:
136 total votes

this noise 16

summer jobs n' shit 36

me, please...its been so long since i've felt a human 38

running out of poll ideas 34

number two with gravy on the side 12



were you honest in the last poll?
23 total votes

gangsta bluff 2

of course, lying in myocad polls gives you hairy palms and you go blind 3

there isn't nearly enough meatloaf around here 4

i voted for the headless rabbit every time i logged in 5

chris is a dreamboat! 9



Myocad Annual Shaving....who should be shorn?
72 total votes

myocad's horizons should be expanded towards Emilio Estevez 4

headless_rabbit: way to go, fuckface, that was the easiest one. 40

your mom: (insert fellatio joke here) 7

if you cut myocad, does it not bleed? 7

chris: to be honest, he's looking more and more like chewbacca everyday 14



best palindrome?
71 total votes

ed, i saw harpo marx ram oprah w aside 5

gary knits a stinky rag 10

flee to me, remote elf. 18

anal sex at noon taxes lana 18

red rum, sir, is murder 20



this poll is dedicated to:
47 total votes

overalls 4

tracy chapman 7

the letter N 18

club sandwiches 12

JAG 6



pee?
40 total votes

diaper 5

in my mouth 5

almost.......almost....... 15

it burns 8

can i exchange that for a wet willy at the door? 7



right now you are thinking about
48 total votes

tony danza with no shirt on 4

tony danza with no pants on 5

tony danza with no dignity on 8

tony danza wrestling margaret thatcher, in bikinis...in mud... 9

tony danza cooking bacon 22



handlebar mustache
39 total votes

i'd ride that shit 4

only if attached to a pink plastic....nose 6

heck. i'd ride that shit DOUBLE 7

pass the Dentyne 6

i'll see you in the back of my Tony Danza Pervert Van (there's no windows for a reason) 16



this saturday you will be:
39 total votes

La Tomatina In Spain (if this is true, i hate you) 7

wooing that strumpet across the street 8

poker an NASCAR, bitchaazzz 4

masturbating furiously to Boston's More Than a Feeling 12

AT THE HAPPACHE BIRTHDAY PARTY! 8



promise one of the following:
35 total votes

you will use your powers for good and not evil 9

keep at least one hand out of your pants 5

don't watch CNN 8

cut that hair, you filthy unpatriotic commie hippie! 5

denounce lenny kravitz and all his evil works 8



which of these will lose?
46 total votes

cabbage 5

emilio estevez 14

shine yer shoes fer a tuppence, sire? 4

born to run free in the appalachian plains, you toss your mane in the wind and whisper... "apache" 9

how much for zee little girl? 14



hair...
30 total votes

spray 7

michael stipe is boycotting it, didn't you know? 1

none for me, i'm vegitarian 6

hairy carey? 2

on my fabulous muscles 14



which event should be added to the 2010 Winter Games?
47 total votes

Drink Tequila and Time Travel 14

100 Meter Breakdance 10

Hippie Hunting 6

Train Your Chimpanzee to Redesign the Logo 9

Didgeridoo 8



conspiracy theories: which is true?
70 total votes

nickleback was invented to keep everyone stupid 17

there was a guy. an underwater guy who controlled the sea. 10

the 80s never died, they were just stored in a secret facility for jesus' return 14

the yardbirds actually live in your blender 5

i fucking haxored your mom's ass last night 24



one bullet, stuck in a room with the following. you kill:
62 total votes

fred durst 22

yoko ono. that trollop. 2

stephen malkmus, for not releasing a single sooner 0

regis philbin 9

yourself, otherwise you're stuck in a room with four douchebags 29



Stressing out?
93 total votes

Yes 37

Yes 12

Yes 15

Yes 19

Nope. I'm in CRCP. 10



MYOCAD + OCADSU = ?
202 total votes

good 60

bad 14

ugly 24

beautiful 37

who cares 67



what did you do the 3 days myocad was down?
95 total votes

wore out the refresh button 21

tried real life 19

thought about trying real life 19

prayed 7

thought about praying, but remembered there is no god 29



how funny is this new poll?
34 total votes

very funny 3

scarEy funny 2

ha 5

not at all 11

just show us photos of chris in diapers 13



christmas shopping
88 total votes

i dont believe in it 10

i dont want to believe in it 11

i am broke 25

i am broke AFTER i finished my shopping 17

i make my presents like a good ocad kid 25



the new grouping of the art is..
55 total votes

needed 14

incredible 14

annoying 7

..whatever.. 9

what?!? what do you mean we werent supposed to upload more than 4?? You guys really should write these things down. Like, some sort of Submission Rules. On like the page that you are submitting the art. Yea, that would be nice. Instead of making up these.. like.. made up rules. 11



do they know its..
64 total votes

christmas time? 6

cold time? 4

hammer time? 22

showtime? 2

stupid poll time? 30



are you sick of school yet?
54 total votes

yes 21

no 8

sick (as in cool) 7

sick (as in phat) 3

sick (as a chico stare) 15



RE: no avatars in the talk and news section
117 total votes

hate - bring them back 52

like - quicker load times 27

useless third option 6

useless fourth option 17

useless fifth option 15



Describe your first week:
85 total votes

Violent 9

Bright 11

Smooth 34

Sweaty 25

Loud 6



SKOOOOOOL
79 total votes

About time! 29

About not! 11

About Schmidt. 18

I'm not going back. 4

I'm never leaving... 17



RATE YOUR SUMMER
90 total votes

Grrreat 24

Boring 7

Too Short 17

Too Long 11

You call this summer? 31



How much did you miss myocad?
83 total votes

Miss what now? 44

A Lot 5

A Lot Lot 3

A Lot Lot Lot 3

*muffled crying* 28



I Love.....
295 total votes

Food 28

Sex 108

Sleep 56

You 33

Jesus 70



My computer is full of:
106 total votes

MP3s 43

pirated software 25

pirated movies 8

porn 25

Twins music videos 5



Underwear?
150 total votes

No thanks 20

G string 28

Granny panties 11

Boxers 46

Briefs/Panties 45



Who ( would / did ) you vote for?
72 total votes

Didn't / wouldnt vote. 15

Other 15

NDP 17

PC 2

Liberal 23



Student Alco-Meter
44 total votes

I never drink 11

Once a month 7

Once a week 9

Multiple times a week 11

I'm drunk right now... no.. really.. 6



First week of school for you:
34 total votes

had u lost like your unsaved last minute art hmwk 4

made u want to puke at the sight of another course outline 14

affirmed ur belief that u are the loser Chris thinks you are 3

had you craving hot pink clothing and an iced cap 4

was a meat fest 9



Two Weeks Left...
51 total votes

I cannot wait! 15

Why did u have to remind me? 9

School is fun. 9

School can lick my ass. 4

Your mom can lick my ass. 14



What should we do now?
23 total votes

Get rid of the stupid postit note! 4

Keep both. 6

Who the hell cares? 7

I like the postit note. 4

I like the chatroom more. 2



How broke are you?
31 total votes

Haven't used a bill in weeks.. 2

Haven't used a loonie in weeks.. 1

As long as my parents are workin... 13

As long as I can steal... 4

Not as broke as Chris.. 11



Want a Chatroom??
64 total votes

Yes! 33

When has there ever been more than 2 ppl on here? 12

I dont wanna put chris through all that hassle 4

I really dont give a shit 7

Wow, a usefull poll for once! 8



Which movement do u prefer?
36 total votes

futurism 2

constructivism 4

cubism 3

surrealism 12

in & out & in & out... 15



War. Where do u stand?
47 total votes

Who's at war? 3

I'm sitting, moron. 10

USA - Peacekeepers of the world. 5

USA - World Dominators 22

Much better than "Reality TV" 7



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