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POSTED BY blitz
blitz | Sep 29 2003 | 599 views
According to recent research 46.25 percent of all ocad students suffer from serious malnutrition.





Eat a dick.

JUST SO YOU KNOW..
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m_o
  Why suffer from malnutrition if the Grange is right across the street from our school? They have a pretty good selection of meals there and some are fairly affordable. You artists are crazy! I, being a 'creative communicator', am not
:P
Oct 4 2003 11:54am

epicure
  Now that you've all commented on being hungry, I'd like to point out that the sole reason for creating this post was to let you know that ya'll should eat a dick. Bon appetit, ladies and gentlemen!
Oct 4 2003 12:10pm

oishii
  *is still waiting for her order to go* ....
Oct 4 2003 2:33pm

chris
  james... she's waiting for a dick.. what happened to your 'speedy' service you're known for?
Oct 4 2003 3:52pm

blitz
  well, get on it! That's your department.
Oct 4 2003 4:24pm

epicure
  Wait, James just told you to get on it! Hahahaha! Yeah, Chris, get on the dick!!! Hahahaha! Aw, never mind, that was completely undeserved.
Oct 4 2003 5:20pm

blitz
  yeah, get on a dick.
Oct 4 2003 5:51pm

believer
  oh kay!!!
Oct 4 2003 6:03pm

chris
  at least believer is eager.. then again.. i wouldnt take that as a good sign james...
Oct 5 2003 5:06am

blitz
  I'm talking to you. Go ride a dick.
Oct 5 2003 11:40am

chris
  this conversation is over.
Oct 5 2003 1:25pm

epicure
  Actually Chris, it's only just begun. Laura, Kay, please take a look at our advertisment in the exposure section- and keep in mind, Tuesdays are half price James nights! Also, if you both want to save some cash, we have a group discount program. Tell your friends!
Oct 5 2003 2:19pm

jynx
  lol, male whoreing has reached a new platoe
Oct 5 2003 2:22pm

chris
  plateau.. i dont like this new confident patrick.. where did the old submissive, meek, and confrontation-fearing epicure go?? come back...
Oct 5 2003 2:25pm

darkride
  I'm sure he's still as submissive as you remember him, Chris. ;)

8 out of 10 statistics are made up on the spot: 7 out of 8 people even know that.
Oct 5 2003 2:42pm

believer
  i might be intersted in one of those group discounts...however i just got some 30 minutes ago so i'm good for now...sorry you boys missed your chance....
Oct 5 2003 4:34pm

subversive
  Pat, how much does the new confident you go for?
Oct 5 2003 7:49pm

m_o
  Thinking about it really hard (because I have nothing better to do), ANYONE would be able to eat a dick, given extreme circumstances. Tell me, wouldn't you eat a dick if...
...If you lost a bet and/or they offer you a fair amount of money to specifically eat a dick?
...If you spontaneously convert to cannibalism and you find yourself with the urge to have a night-time snack. Which other body part is the perfect size for that other than a penis?
...If you're stranded on an island and the only person on the island with you is a male (and you've already eaten everything else there) then you might eat the male and eventually, his penis?
...If your mother accidently cooks your dog for dinner and serves you the pelvic region, then you'd have to eat the dog's penis without knowing it. Hmmm, I wonder how much nutritional value a penis might have...
edited by  m_o on  Oct 5 2003 10:09pm

epicure
  New confident me is actually just the same old me in a t-shirt that says "new confidence". So it's the regular going rate, plus costume rental. For you, I'll cut a deal :)
Oct 5 2003 10:11pm

jynx
  lol, M_O, thank you for that dissertation on dick eating.
Oct 6 2003 5:34pm







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